A Bullbarian's life would be
complicated enough with a long lost father to search for, and plenty
of annoying civvies to deal with. To top it all off, add in a genuine,
all around bad guy by the name of Suvlaki! He's a mean spirited
goat. He's short-tempered, ill mannered, maniacal and twisted...
and those are his good traits! Suvlaki is what you would call a
'wanna-be' wizard. He claims to descend from a long line of evil
wizards... his father was an evil wizard, as was his grandfather
and his great grandfather before that.
He feels that the villagers in his hometown of Porkchopolis should
cower in fear of him. After all, doesn't every evil wizard deserve
to strike terror into the hearts of all that cross his path? Suvlaki
has a problem however... no one takes him seriously! Folks certainly
don't fear him! The goat lacks any sort of real evil powers- a huge
problem for a wizard! When attempting to horrify his neighbors,
Suvlaki must resort to parlor tricks and cheap gimmicks designed
to fool superstitious peasants.
What if he got his hands on some real power? Then he could get the
kind of recognition an evil wizard truly deserves! And real power-
the sort everyone has nightmares about- is just what the fabled
Jewel of Baloni can grant him. That is if he can get past a certain
pair of Bullbarians!